Despite Bazball's Implosion, this Barmy Army's Band of Ashes Veterans Remains Unshaken.

Take heart, fan. England's side could be approaching the third Ashes Test now 2-0 down, however some remain within the England setup is fazed. There is one group ideally equipped for this scenario, a crack(pot) unit who can lay claim to be the supreme masters of adversity. Have your dreams been shattered? Do you feel the weight beneath the pressure of crushing defeat? Then it's time, rally to the Barmy Army.

Early Arrivals Converge on an Formation Site

Even now, their advance guard are moving in on Adelaide, the city where they first came together 30 years ago. England's iconic – and per capita most raucous – away supporters will be anticipating an triumphant anniversary upset, reminiscent of the one they celebrated on that historic tour. And whatever happens on the pitch, in the stands and bars the parties will be extensive and boisterous.

"England's performance been extremely disappointing," he admits, "however we're the fortunate few, because we're on holiday. It's likely harder for the people at home."

Despite a spectacular team failure fails to deter this crew of seasoned campaigners. They've been watching England's innings meltdowns since before many current players were born. They've seen more dropped catches than star players have Test wickets. Their personal stats as an Ashes touring group stands at: contested many, lost often, won seldom. If anyone understand how to survive a whitewash, they are the founding members.

A Highly Visible Sight On Screen

Indeed, on television, the Barmy Army do seem to be all over in this contest. Australian cameras at the grounds frequently appear more focused on the Barmies than in their own fans. Sports networks often use them as atmosphere-building lead-in to a day's play. Remarkably the players on the field acknowledge them, with a fan dressed as a royal figure conducting a rendition of a patriotic song.

From Fans to Institution

Perhaps that the Barmy Army's mix of longevity and visibility has now obscured quite how remarkable their rise of away support has been. In the early 1990s a few backpackers were drawn together in comical self-deprecation at England's woeful away record. In the present day their legacy is so synonymous with the England cricket that their boisterous, "maverick" crowd is practically part of the furniture. They've definitely come a far since the humble beginnings.

One founding member still remembers the buoyant hope of the opening day of that 1994-95 tour. After the hosts building a solid score, he started a six-person conga in the stands, teasing the locals with a song about historical figures. "The Aussie fans shouted insults at us, then threw rubbish – the treatment that we occasionally encounter today," he recalls. "Yet when we got back our little group of England followers had all taken part."

Earning Acclaim In the Dressing Room

After defeat, England's tour faced further difficulties. Any supporter travelling with the team around the country must have been truly dedicated. By the time the Melbourne and Sydney matches their numbers had swelled to the hundreds. The squad, however, truly appreciated their presence at the grounds. When England pulled off a consolation win, a team captain invited a Barmy Army figure up to the players' area to lead the celebrations. This connection remains.

An Changing Business

But then, the large crowds the Barmy Army can muster are as appealing to the sport as they are to overseas venues. At this Ashes alone, their travel packages will accommodate thousands of fans on tour. All kinds of events are organised for the significant birthday.

This is, ultimately, an entity born of fan enthusiasm and business acumen. The reason they mark their founding to a Adelaide game is because that was when they started selling merchandise. The short initial run was so immediately successful – and financially rewarding – that it launched a commercial operation. Since then, the co-founders have helped turn a pub-based supporters into an industry-leading travel company.

Modern Challenges

That creates its own issues, particularly at a time when sport is attempting to move beyond some of its boisterous image. The Barmy Army's management are eager to highlight that a sizable minority of their travelling fans are now women. As norms evolve, the songs have had to get cleaner, too. "Comments that you'd say 30 years ago you cannot utter today, and that's absolutely right," says a director. "It's not possible to tell someone how to behave individually, but we will not promote songs that are derogatory."

{A Quieter Future?

Could the Barmy Army evolve quietly? The demographic is now approaching their fifth decade – mirroring the pioneers, who have been happy to distance themselves from the day-to-day running. One founder is enjoying this tour purely as a punter – leaving newer staff to run the Barmy Army's digital presence. "You forget how hard it used to be to communicate with each other," he chuckles. "We used to do it all by word of mouth – 'everyone's going to the pub!'"

As for England's plight, the unlikely scenario of a series victory remains alive, which is very mid-90s indeed. And if England do lose in Adelaide … well, South Africa next Christmas awaits.

Brittany Kelly
Brittany Kelly

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